"Neil Faulkner" wrote:
Satisfying to come from work and find the trap was properly baited.
Like Alice I always like to believe five impossible things before breakfast.
From: Jenny Kaye
An analysis by Jenny Kaye.
An analysis *of* Jenny Kaye would make far more interesting reading.
That's true.
Yesterday
afternoon Fiona Moore sent me an email saying:
No she didn't. That was me.
How honourable of you to own up to that.
Thank you.
Manipulating people offLyst to
play your sordid little power games.
Not people, just a mad dog.
As was presumably made clear by my accidental misposting last week,
Bad move, Faulkner, you've just made a big slip there. This posting
wasn't
accidental. He believed that Fiona and Jenny were the same people. They aren't. Faulkner was setting a trap.
The slip is yours.
Lie.
That posting *was* an accident.
Lie.
There was no trap.
Lie again. I
can't prove it, of course,
You don't need to.
but by the same token you can't prove anything to the contrary.
I don't need to.
You can't know.
I do know. It's my job to know these things.
You're just guessing,
No I'm not Neil.
and guessing wrongly
as it happens.
You're lying again Neil.
Your readiness to jump to such conclusions undermines the credibility of any other claim you care to make.
You know that I'm right. And it's important for you to know that. And you do know it.
I've been in offLyst contact with Moore.
Yes, for a while. But she was so sick of your juvenile bollocks, that
she handed it over to me. Do you remember my line "you're looking in the wrong place." I was trying to sound you out. But what I
discovered about you frightened the shit out of me.
I find it incredible that I could frighten the shit out of anything
braver
than an abnormally timorous hamster. Quite what that makes you...
I'd take an even bet that on the surface you're the quiet sort, aren't you? But with a keyboard in front of you....
I can only say that the witty and
insightful poster she was onLyst
That was Fiona. She'd like to hear that, if it weren't for the fact
that
you've tried to stab her in the back. Shall I forward this to her?
Do so.
I already have.
Only point out that I was backstabbing the person who's been posting to me over the last few weeks. If that wasn't Fiona, as you
claim, then I
can't have been backstabbing her, can I?
False logic Faulkner. When you did it, you thought it was Fiona you were stabbing. The fact that you should try and deny it, may indicate some conscience there. But I doubt it.
Unless you were using her as your shield.
It's the other way round.
You don't exactly come out covered in the right stuff either way.
Ah, interesting. Defensive mechanism. You do feel shame after all. That could save you Neil, but I don't think you've got the brains to recognise it.
You might also remind her that when I first started talking to her
offLyst
I made her a promise. I have kept to that promise, though I've had ample opportunity to break it.
Because you know what'll happen if you do. Even you're not that stupid. You're a betrayer Neil face it.
swiftly turned into an obnoxious snotty
little cow,
No she didn't Neil. That was me again. Not as clever as you pretend,
are
you? :-)
As a self-proclaimed crusader against 'evil', you exhibit a certain capacity for that which you claim to be crusading against.
To understand evil you sometimes have to have a touch of it yourself.
The handbag is my motif. You're now working backwards Neil.
Don't waste my time with petty Rosenthal tactics.
Ooooooooooooh. HAAAAAAADBAAAAAAG. You know I don't use her tactics. Though it's interesting that you made that equation. You know what Rosenthal is, but you didn't do anything about it, did you? You didn't want to do anything either. Cunt.
Furthermore, she used this personal correspondence to launch a
stream
of
vitriolic invective at Lysator
That is something of a distortion.
Debatable.
A fudge. Learnt a few tactics from the slashers have we?
and just about everyone on it,
That is a total lie. And I should know. I was writing all this shit.
Very well. Maybe not everyone.
A fudge again.
Just those who are, in your own words 'emotionally damaged'.
Some of them are, that's true. And I'll tell you something else Faulkner, you agreed with me as well. You knew what was happening and you let it go on. You're an evil bastard Neil.
slashers in
particular
It would be more accurate to say that I attacked the slash mentality.
Which
is aberrant.
Perhaps you could care to attach an IMO to that.
No I would not. The slasher mentality is aberrant. And you agree.
but by no means them alone.
That is a lie. He is lying because that email I sent begging for help
told
him that she was an innocent little waif.
It told me no such thing.
Liar.
I didn't know what to make of it,
Liar.
but 'innocent'
was not the first word that sprang to mind.
That's true. I've done a text analysis on you. You're a shit Neil. You feed off the weak.
I remain unconvinced that you are definitely not Fiona.
Liar. You know I'm not.
As soon as he decided that she was
weak he struck. What a vicious bastard.
I've never associated Fiona with weakness.
You followed her offlyst because you wanted to recruit her. She'd peaked your interest, and she clearly was antislash. You're playing a double game Faulkner.
But yes, I can be a vicious
bastard. Do have a problem with that?
YES.
He hates Ashton Press, but he's
accepted that situation. He's too independently minded to be
brainwashed.
But he knows what's going on, don't you Neil?
Not really.
Yes you do.
Why don't you tell me?
Power games Neil. It's you and them and every other little fucker is caught in the cross-fire.
And you don't care. He lost the ability to distinguish between good and evil years ago.
Inconsistency of personal pronouns aside, you're right in that I don't care.
Honesty at last.
Why should I?
Because if you don't care then innocent people get hurt.
Why should anyone?
Because if we stop caring then the Nazis move in. And all the "innocents" will go to the wall.
Why, especially, should you?
I could tell you, but you wouldn't be able to grasp it.
As for 'good' and 'evil', I've already said that I don't believe in such things. I mean that.
I know you did. I don't have any illusions about that.
These tirades would seem to have at
least some foundation in the way poor fickle Shane (clueless wanker
that
he was)
That's telling as well.
Is it?
Yes it does. And what does it tell you, Jenny?
It says you are a vile using vicious bastard.
What does it say to your acutely perspicacious and analytical mind?
See above.
Go on, put me on the couch. See if you
can tell me something I don't already know.
I can't tell you anything you don't know. That fact you know is the scary thing.
was left to fight his tediously protracted scuffle against the
Wortham/Rosenthal bastards
I do like that line. Neil isn't a Slasher. He hates the stuff as well.
But
that's the only way he differs from these people.
I don't hate slash.
If you don't then why?
I don't hate slashers.
Yes you do Neil. If you didn't hate them, you'd try to help them. Unless, there's something else going on. Perhaps you are using them too. Are you Neil?
I do hate Wortham and
Rosenthal but that's entirely personal.
I hate them as well. Not personally, but for what they are trying to do to people.
I don't make any secret of it,
That's true.
nor do I bang the drum at the drop of a hat.
You'll never bang the drum Neil, you're a coward.
It has nothing to do with slash.
It has something to do with slash, but I think you've given a honest answer there.
with no one lifting a finger to help him.
Including you. Who sat back and watched the fun. You're doing this now because you hate Fiona and Annie equally. But you've made a big mistake
fucker.
I
needed a lamb to entice out the wolves. And didn't they come running. I tagged them as well.
But can you shoot straight?
Oh yes Neil. I've been trained.
The cavalier fannish
attitude to Terry Nation's (supposed) writing talent or
(counter-supposed)
lack of would also appear to have a lot to do with it.
Neil hates Terry Nation.
No he doesn't.
Yes you do. And it's interesting that you are referring to yourself in the third person now.
He simply doesn't admire him as deeply as you do.
You hate him. Admit it.
But then maybe failing to admire someone or something as deeply as you
do is
tantamount to hatred in your own distorted petty view of the world.
Nice move Neil, but you're equating me with yourself. I have no feelings for Nation one way or another. Though the fact that B7 is full of psychopaths is just a little disturbing. But then he understood the Nazis didn't he? And they were nothing more than psychopaths as well. Including that nasty little fucker Speer, who Fiona keeps banging on about.
I don't know why, but it runs very deep. Perhaps
because he's been wasting his life trying to work out what Standard By
Six
means, and has been drawing a blank. Small-minded bastard.
I can be one of those too.
You are one of those.
Shabby little world, isn't it?
To fit a shabby little man.
I won't trust anything "Jenny Kaye" says on
that matter.
That's interesting. It's suddenly occurred to this pseudo intellectual
that
I may rip the fucker to shreds. I've been doing it offlyst for the best
part
of three weeks now. I would just love the chance to do it onlyst, Neil.
Go on, then, 'Jenny'.
Your wish is my command.
Or should I say 'Fiona'?
Wrong again Neil.
Or possibly even 'Alan'?
Oh Yeeeeesssssss. Now you would be throwing the fat in the fire with this one. If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, then I'm going to tell you a little something. He's very close to Fiona, and she's very close to him, which is strange because she's gay. There's something strange going on there, but I still haven't worked it out. But I'll tell you this for free, when he finds out that you attacked his little lamb, he'll go ballistic. I bet she's on the phone now, bleating her little heart out. You're using live rounds Falkner, but you can't shoot straight. If and when he catches up with you he's going to rip you a new arsehole.
Don't ask me exactly what the fuck's going on here, because I
haven't
a
clue.
True. Clueless is one of your attributes.
Not the worst, though.
I'll agree there.
if indeed they are two separate people.
On a metaphysical sense you may have a point, but as an individual I'm just me.
Wrong again Neil. She's a lamb. I'm a wolf. But I'm also a shepherd. I
gave
you a big enough clue. Jules Winnfield.
Which means absolute fuck all to me.
Not much of a clue, then, is it?
You recognised Hunny Bunny. Surely you know who Jules Winnfield is.
Maybe you're not half as clever as you think you are.
You're the psuedo Neil. Here's another clue:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherd the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is in the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Jules would give that speech just before he'd put a cap in some motherfuckers arse. Now do you remember?
Animal camouflage don't count for squit when some cunt sets fire to
the
forest.
This forest is full of cunts like you unfortunately.
Do you know any real insults?
Plenty. Do you remember calling the Slasher's "Textual Parasites"? I've got a far worse insult than that. See if you can guess what it is?
Fan the flames
Now we see the real Neil.
There's never been any other kind.
You're right. Must be a refreshing change for you?
When animal camouflage breaks down. Something nasty comes out.
So you have. Proof, if any were needed, that a bear really does shit in the woods.
I'm not a bear Neil, and these aren't my woods. I'll tell you who I am. I'm Fenris. Now look it up.
Jenny
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