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STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
by MAGNUS SAVIMBI 28 Jan '03

28 Jan '03

Good day, My proposal to you will be very surprising, as we have not had any personal contact. However, I sincerely seek your confidence in this transaction, which I propose to you as a person of transparency,honesty and caliber. Let me first start by introducing myself properly to you. My name is Magnus Savimbi cousin and Personal Assistant of Jonas Malheiro Savimbi, the leader UNITA (National Union for the Total independence of Angola). I got your email address from network directory. I apologize if I have infringed on your privacy. You may know that my Uncle was recently killed in a battle with the government troops of Angola, led by President Dos Santos, on friday 22nd February, 2002. Now Mr. Antonio Dembo and general Paulo Lukamba who were my Uncle's second in command, has assumed office as leader of UNITA. In spite of this, UNITA is like a herd of cattle without shepherd. Prominent members like Carlos Morgado are still lobbying to oust them and assume office as leader to enrich themselves and some of them who see me as a threat to their ambitions, including General paula lukamba, are planning to kill me. For more information check www.angola.org. However, I am a young man who has ambitions and I am not in any way interested in wars, this is why I secretly left Angola and come here (Netherlands) to seek political asylum. I am sincerely seeking for your urgent help in respect to safe keeping of some of my Uncle's money that arose from Diamonds sales. This money (US$18.5million), was already on its way to my Uncle's Swiss Bank account. It was on transit with a safe deposit company here in Netherlands, when the tragic incident of my Uncle's death occurred. As a matter of fact, this is the reason I chose to come to Netherlands to seek political asylum. It is very clear with the way things are now, that President Dos Santos will lobby the International Community to freeze my Uncle's assets and accounts abroad, to ground UNITA, since he has already done this in Angola. I plan to use this money to safeguard my future. It is very essential that you understand that the kind of trust and confidence I want to put in you is extraordinary, and an act of desperation on my part, in order not to lose this money. Please, treat this contact with utmost secrecy and confidentiality for security and safety reasons. The help I need from you is clearing the box containing the funds from the security and finance company, after which, it will be deposited in an account in your name, with my name as next of kin. The money shall remain in your custody till my asylum application is granted, and I have the permit to conduct business, then you will transfer the account to me. Meanwhile, the money can be invested into risk-free profitable ventures, and there will an agreement to protect my interest. I have all the documents that will enable you claim the consignment from the security and finance company. For your reliable assistance, I will reward you with 15% of the money, and we shall use 5% to carry out every expenses that we come across during the process of this transaction and the investment process. The remainder of the 5%, shall be given to a charity of your choice.75% will be for my familys investment in your country. I thank you in advance in anticipation for your assistance in enabling me achieve this goal. Please contact me whether or not you are interested in assisting me. This will enable me scout for another partner in the event of non-interest on your part. NOTE:your prompt response will be appreciated. Sincerely, Magnus Savimbi.

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Gah!
by Hedda ＠ Ryd, BK3 22 Jan '03

22 Jan '03

Någon porrar i mitt hus! Det står en fastighetsskötarbil under mig och de verkar hålla på och borra sig genom väggen en våning ner.

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katt
by Jonas Adolphson ＠ Ryd, BK3 19 Jan '03

19 Jan '03

Ah. Hittade just detta eminenta möte och tänkte bara passa på att tala om att det är min och min fv:s katt. Vi bor i A12. Katten heter Josefin och är ganska ny och liten och förstår inte så mycket än. Om den dyker upp på er fest går det bra att säga till eller komma med den lr nåt.

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katt
by Jonas Adolphson ＠ Ryd, BK3 19 Jan '03

19 Jan '03

Här är några bilder på den: http://l15.ryd.student.liu.se/gallery/2002-11-09_Jonas_och_Charlottas_infly… (några övriga personer som kan ses är Aron Henerdahl(bild 07), Anders Grahn(12), Erik Hallbäck(46), kattens ägarinna Charlotta(61) och författaren själv(54));

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Br�nt?
by Mats Fors�n ＠ Ryd, BK3 08 Dec '02

08 Dec '02

Är det bara hos mig som det luktar bränt? Sniffade runt i hela lägenheten men lyckas inte lokalisera var det kommer ifrån; kanske utifrån, kanske från ventilationen?

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Dumj�vla snorungar!
by Hedda ＠ Ryd, BK3 29 Nov '02

29 Nov '02

Man kanske skulle sätta upp en kamera där så att man kan se vem som kastar skiten och sedan dumpa allt man hittar i dennes brevlåda. Lite jobbigt med sladdragning och så tyvärr. Och kameran lär bli stulen om den inte är fastlåst. / Hedda (blodig) Previous text: >2002-11-29 16:34: >Subject: Dumjävla snorungar! >-------------------------------------------------------------------- >Vad är det för DJÄVLA snorungar som bor på BK3? > >Det ligger en DJÄVLA driva med reklam och annat skit nedanför >postfacken som bara LÄNGTAR efter en DJÄVLA Rydstomte med tändstickor. > >Ska det vara så DJÄVLA in i HELVETE svårt att antingen slänga skiten i >sopnedkastet (en mindre synd) eller plocka med sig skiten upp för att >senare slänga skiten i en för detta utplacerad >papperåtervinningscontainer? > >Jag hoppas innerligt att elden är selektiv i sin framfart så att de >små DJÄVLA glinen brinner inne! > >Er DJÄVLA morsa bor inte här, för i HELVETE! > > / (St) Joorin [Exegetiker och lebeman (menisk included)] >

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Dumj�vla snorungar!
by Martin C S Gauffin ＠ Ryd, BK3 29 Nov '02

29 Nov '02

Det var alltså _inte_ Snout som skräpat ner. :) / Martin C S Gauffin (Efterklok) Previous text: >2002-11-29 17:29: >Subject: Dumjävla snorungar! >-------------------------------------------------------------------- >Snout slängde skiten i sopnedkastet. > > / Martin C S Gauffin (Efterklok) >

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Vanilla Coke
by Mats Fors�n ＠ Ryd, BK3 14 Nov '02

14 Nov '02

Jag öppnade just en 1½l-flaska Vanilla Coke om någon vill komma och smaka inom närmaste halvtimmen eller så.. (sen är den nog slut) Smakar medicin, men går att dricka till skillnad från Pepsi Twist...

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Posten
by Mats Fors�n ＠ Ryd, BK3 13 Nov '02

13 Nov '02

Har postgubben brutit benet eller har han redan levererat? Jag väntar två paket som skickades i måndags men har inte fått några avi:er, bara Ny Teknik men den är väl morgontidning numera.

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V�rme
by Hedda ＠ Ryd, BK3 11 Nov '02

11 Nov '02

Är det fler som börjar få problem med att det är kallt på mornarna och hett på kvällarna inomhus?

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