Parodies Lost: a Collection of Blake's Seven Parodies

Stories, poems and much else in the style of different writers and writing genres. Written by Chris Blenkarn A4: 144 pages +intro: spiral bound £7.90

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young man in possession of a fine spacecraft must be in want of female companionship." (Jane Austen: "Exbar and Barbarity.")

Your chance to read hitherto unknown gems by Woody Allen, Raymond Chandler, Enid Blyton, Garrison Keillor, Lewis Carroll, Georgette Heyer and many other writers.

Enjoy a weekend break at The Incarceration Experience on Cygnus Alpha, experience the full horror of intergalactic travel as it carries on the grand tradition of the British Rail network, find out how to mix a Pink Asteroid - the cocktail of choice for the female gorilla (sorry, guerrilla).

Order a Travis alarm clock or one of Avon's many other gadgets, book a ticket for "No Sex Please, We're Andromedans," see how Avon and Anna make out as management consultants, read Shakespeare on Orbit - well, everyone else has had a go, so why not him?

Spend an evening in the forest with the Delta Sons of Toil, hear how Blake gets on under New Labour, learn what became of Jarriere, discover Servalan's secret passion, meet Mr.and Mrs. Istance is Useless and their Welsh nephew Rhys, not forgetting their friends, Mr and Mrs Icide Mission and their daughter Sue.........

"Avon nearly lost his grip When he ordered the Pharos trip The end was not what he's imagined He should've had his head examined." (Roger McGough: "Headhunter Poems")