I, Penny Dreadful, do hereby vow to continue to post smartass remarks, sexual innuendo, references to food and clothing, comments about character, in-universe rationalizations, obscure in-jokes, sickmaking cuteness, flippancy, irreverence, irrelevance, tastelessness, and/or whatever subjectively stupid thought happens to flit through my subjectively shallow little mind, and moreover to continue appending them to whatever thread I deem appropriate.

Oh, what a relief!! I was beginning to worry I was going to have to give up my AVON LUST and actually have to start thinking.

Bless you, Penny, for showing me the way back to what's really important.

Avon's smile, Avon's eyes,

Avon in tight red leather (oh, dear...is that a phallic symbol?)