Una wrote:

One drawer was empty except for a single video cassette, the only tape I'd seen in the house. 'Ooh,' I thought, turning to read the label. 'I wonder what's on this.'

The tape was - of course - labelled 'Blake's 7'. I couldn't fucking believe it.

It's not good enough, Una. Next time you have to try harder and find a penguin in the closet.

N.