On Thu, 9 Aug 2001 15:33:12 +0100 (BST) =?iso-8859-1?q?Stephen=20Date?= stephend999@yahoo.co.uk writes:

Ellynne, Guy and Mistral:

I just remembered

...

...

Belkov: "They're a primitive bunch, but they do

take their religion rather

...

seriously." :-)

Though the bulk of us have abandoned ritual murder. ;-)

Ah, the influence of liberal theology :-)

<Suddenly realises>

"The bulk", what do you mean "the bulk ?"

Don't know their religion, but I've dealt with a few automated help lines that seemed set on killing me. You know the ones, "You have reached another list of options that have nothing to do with your problem. If, by some small chance, one of these sounds like it might actually help you, please, press one to begin again."

Hmm, seems to lend evidence to Orac (and other computers) wanting to commit cold blooded murder from time to time.

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