As Sally said, the presence of a certain person would improve most episodes. So may I humbly suggest:

"Deliverance" by Harriet Monkhouse

[Sound of hairy barbarians yelling and banging rocks. Meegat opens door, and small wiry man with big nose staggers in.] JARRIERE: Ah, er, thank you miss, that was a bit close... MEEGAT: My Lord! Have you come to propagate my race by shooting a phallic symbol into the sky? JARRIERE: Er, I'm not following you... MEEGAT: Can you launch our brood rocket? JARRIERE: Oh, ah, I see, well, rocket science isn't really my thing, but I have a kid sister who's very bright, I'll just call her and see if she can give you any advice...

Harriet