From: Andrew Williams awilliams@daikin.com.au

And what was Uncle Ushton sent to Exbar for in the first place?

Offensive body odour. Thread hijacking. Loitering at a bus stop with intent to catch a bus. Breaking & entering a hard-boiled egg....

...Walking on the cracks in the pavement. Being camp (loitering within tent). Not putting salt on his porridge. Adding boiling water to the coffee, not the other way round. Adulterating innocent Jaffa Cakes. Spitting whilst playing tennis (contempt of court).

Guess he had it coming, really.

Neil