In a message dated 3/3/01 1:24:47 PM Eastern Standard Time, ragan@sdc.org writes:

<< Oh, you'd be *amazed* what I'd be willing to smuggle out of New Mexico for a *Bizarro* story!! :) >>

We actually plotted out a complete 4th season Bizarro story a few years back and the notes are still in the computer. It was called "Booby Trap" and if I remember correctly it was sort of a take-off on "Headhunter." Make of that what you will. ;-)

Here is the first paragraph of the notes:

Avon dispatches Tarrant and Vila to fetch a famous plastic surgeon (Ron Zoni) because he wants a nose job. He's tired of people making snarky comments about his beak. The limit was when one of the Space Rats called him "pecker snoot." (It didn't help that Vila found this funny.)

And it continues from there. Maybe someday we'll actually write it.

Annie