Just What The Federation Orders (tune: Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick, Ian Dury and The Blockheads)

In the deserts of planet Virn, And the ore mines 'round Altern, Through marsh and fern, Or ship off stern, Give them the lesson that they must learn.

Shoot them with that blaster, quick! Shoot them, shoot them! Squeeze that trigger, that's the trick. Shoot them! X 3 Shoot them with your blaster, quick! Who knows where that sand will stick? Shoot them! X 3

In the jungles of Horizon, And the tunnels of Cephlon, Gan the strong, And Kerr Avon, Along with Cally of Auron

Shoot them with that blaster quick, Shoot them, shoot them! Do it, lest _you_ get the flick. Shoot them X 3 Shoot them with your blaster quick! Any rebel, smart or thick. Shoot them! X 3

By the waters of Aristo, And the slave pits of Domo, Where'er they go, Be it fast or slow, These are the orders that we follow.

Shoot them with your blaster, quick! Shoot them, Shoot them! Failing that, hit with a brick! Shoot them! X 3 Shoot them with your blaster, quick! Where's your gun, you lunatic? Shoot them! X 3

Regards Joanne (procrastinating)

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