Penny made excuses:
Unfortunately as an imaginary assassin I can only kill imaginary people, so you will first have to present me proof that Ben Steed is an imaginary person.
*Imagine* killing him, then.
Do you think people like Ben Steed really exist, then?
Harriet
At 07:08 AM 1/31/01 -0500, Harriet Monkhouse wrote:
*Imagine* killing him, then.
[SCENE: a school bus stop in Space PArk. STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN, and PENNY are waiting for the bus.]
[A dapper fellow wearing a bowler hat walks into view.]
BEN STEED: Howdy, boys! How's it hangin'?
STAN: Hey Ben Steed, whatcha doin' in Space Park?
BEN STEED: Well, boys, I'm here to spread the word. There is great evil in the world, or ain't you heard? Seems that the womenfolks has got emancipated--now they won't rest till all us men has been castrated. They got this "pill" that lets 'em (beep) and not have babies--now they're prowlin' up our streets like dogs with rabies--learnin' that "Ka-ra-tay" and carryin' Chemical Mace--it's gettin' hard to keep them bitches in their place...
[meanwhile Penny creeps around behind Ben Steed, and *wham* cold-cocks (heh-heh) him with a hardcover copy of "The Second Sex (Large Print Edition)"]
STAN: Thanks, Penny!
KYLE: Yeah, Penny, thanks!
CARTMAN: Sweeeeet!
[Ben Steed topples over backwards, crushing Penny]
KYLE: He killed Penny! [to Ben Steed] You bastard!
STAN: She was too young to die!
CARTMAN: Yeah, but the joke was getting old... -- For A Dread Time, Call Penny: http://members.tripod.com/~Penny_Dreadful/
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