Annie wrote:

Here is the first paragraph of the notes:

Avon dispatches Tarrant and Vila to fetch a famous plastic surgeon (Ron Zoni) because he wants a nose job. He's tired of people making snarky comments about his beak. The limit was when one of the Space Rats called him "pecker snoot." (It didn't help that Vila found this funny.)

And it continues from there. Maybe someday we'll actually write it.

You know, it's extremely cruel to tease us with something like this and then not follow through on it! (Especially as just *this* had me LOL...) :)

-- Betty Ragan ** bragan@nrao.edu ** http://www.aoc.nrao.edu/~bragan Not speaking for my employers, officially or otherwise. "Seeing a rotten picture for the special effects is like eating a tough steak for the smothered onions..." -- Isaac Asimov