In message F966uIU1Gj03oHMwVN700007827@hotmail.com, Sally Manton smanton@hotmail.com writes

Debbie wrote: <There was an item on the radio today saying that the number one killer of people in zoos is (not surprisingly) lions and tigers, but the number two killer is ... penguins. I had no idea.>

The mind doth verily boggle (trying to imagine just *how* so many people get done in by not-*that*-large flightless birds) ...

Did it say if anyone was killed by fairy penguins?

Presumable fairy penguins would waddle around your feet looking adorable until you got confused and attempted to move forward.

Once you'd fallen over a fairy penguin and hit your head, they'd be all over you...you wouldn't stand a chance.

"Some days are better than others"

Natasha Sykes