Tony Nolan wrote:
After suggesting the jokes, i already came up with a few
like
How many light globes does it take to change an Avon ?
but then i decided i better not
Aw! But now I wanna know... How many light globes *does* it take to change an Avon? All the answers I can come up with are really lame. Like: "A whole *bunch*, 'cause he's a stubborn SOB" or "There... are... *four*... lights!" (quick, name that crossover!) or "None, 'cause the Federation used them all trying to change Blake."
-- Betty Ragan ** bragan@nrao.edu ** http://www.aoc.nrao.edu/~bragan Not speaking for my employers, officially or otherwise. "Seeing a rotten picture for the special effects is like eating a tough steak for the smothered onions..." -- Isaac Asimov