Out of the frying pan (was Re: [B7L] Horizon and Redemption)

Iain Coleman wrote:

If anyone thinks there is some item of take-away food that the Scots would never dream of frying... they're wrong. It's our national sport.

Which leads me back to the question I meant to ask the last time you brought up snack foods - and I know it sounds off-topic, but it's for a fanfic, so it's not really - will someone tell me whether there are Twinkies in the U.K., or what the equivalent might be? (Twinkies over here are little (4") mass-produced fingers of sponge cake with fluffy cream filling inside, said to have a shelf life as enduring as cockroaches.) I keep thinking a certain Scottish-y character might be rather fond of them, though I don't think they'd be much good batter-fried.

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