Here is a slight variant on the 'Short Stories on the Lyst' from a little while ago - adverts which 'should' exist
Galactic Laboratories Unlimited
Yes - we construct laboratories anywhere
You name it, we do it
Unpleasant or obscure environments a speciality - acid seas, toxic atmospheres: we can even bury a spaceship underwater.
You ask us, we do it!
No request too bizarre.
Total discretion assured
Prices inclusive of local taxes.
Also under the Galactic Unlimited banner: Galactic Residential Unlimited
You want an obscure location?
We have got obscure locations.
We will go half way to the next galaxy to find your perfect location (we have attractive arrangements with Andromeda Residential Unlimited for locations further afield).
We are also looking for obscure locations in your area. Best prices paid.
You name it, we will consider it.
Also Galactic MacGuffin Unlimited
Devices to fill any plothole.
You name it, we will develop it.
Galactic Unlimited. A name you can trust.
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