From: Ken Minne kminne@camtech.net.au
<How many Pyschostrategists does it take to change a light bulb? Ans : One, but it has to be the sexiest lightbulb, otherwise the staff can do it.>
Real answer: A psychostrategist does not change the light bulb. But he knows who will, when, why, and what colour socks they'll be wearing at the time.
I can't think of any light bulb jokes, but I do recall asking for suggestions on the old theme of 'How do they do it?' Some possibilities I considered:
Servalan does it in high heels. Tarrant does it at the speed of light. Avon does it in black leather. Vila does it without you even noticing. Soolin doesn't do it, she just shoots you instead. Gan would probably do it if the scriptwriters ever gave him the chance. Travis does it with his finger. Blake does it for a good cause. Orac does it eventually but complains a lot first. Zen does it on the wall. Space Rats do it on the move.
No doubt I've missed a few.
Neil