If Officer Crabtree ('ALLO 'ALLO) were a Watcher:
"Good moaning."
"His nome is Dincan MacLaid, the Hoaghlender."
"He was beern in 1592 in the Haoghlends of Scootland and he is stoall aleve. He is Immetal."
"For 400 yars he's bone a wearier, a louver, a windower, a chimpion. But he is not a loone. There are others lick him; some god, some oval."
"For canturies he has bottled the feirces of dorkness, constantly feecing other Immetals in cumbat to the deeth. The winner tokes his enemy's hood and, with it, his peewer."
"I am a Witcher, part of a sucret soceety of moon and womoon who obsorve and recud but never interfire. We know the treeth about Immetals: In the and there can be only une - may it boo Dincan MacLaid, the Hoaghlender."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
--