Stephen Date wrote:
- The Andromedan Space Fleet in Star One/
Aftermath<
Of course, you realise why we never saw much of the battle.
ZEN: Three collanders, two ladles, one of those thingies that no-one's ever sure what to do with and a garlic press approaching Liberator on attack vector. CALLY: What do you mean, one of those thingies - that's an IKEA pasta spoon. JENNA: I don't think we can hold off an IKEA pasta spoon. Evasive action Zen, standard by three. VILA: I'd always wondered who buys those things. AVON: Well now you know.
The ship is rocked by enemy fire. Cue reused shot from a season 2 space battle. Cut to Space Command Headquarters.
Stephen - what's your address ? I need to send you a bill for the chair which broke when I fell off it laughing.