Cheryl wrote:
Blake: Why did the *what* cross the road? How on earth can I possibly be expected to know the answer to that? What has this got to do with the Federation anyway?
I would have gone with something like : Blake: the chicken needed to be liberated from the yoke (no pun intended) of federation control. We must help the chicken and set it and all chicken kind free. :)
Vila: (chuckle)...I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road? (listens to answer) AHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Orac, Tell me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"Orac: I really don't see what relevance a domestic fowl traversing... Vila: Just say you don't know Orac - it's a joke Orac: Oh, very well - I do not know. Why did the chicken cross the road? Vila: (chuckles) to get to the other side (laughs) Orac: Oh, I see, you asked a question with an obvious answer and when... Vila: Sigh! Go back to sleep Orac.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! either that or he might try and steal the chicken to see how much he could get for it :)
Tarrant: I imagine it was helping a little old lady across the street...what did you say? stupid! that was not a stupid answer, look, as far as it goes, I've made a success of my life and you only have stupid chicken jokes - oh no, I win, not only at jokes but at life.
LOLOL!!!!!!!
Dayna: I imagine it saw me coming, chickens fear humans...me, most of all - I like the ancient dishes...chicken vindaloo, Kentucky fried, McNuggets...
Soolin: (licking her fingers) What chicken?
These two had me in fits. Well done Cheryl. These were great. Better than what I could do ;)
Min.xxx