Why isn't there a U in this...
I'm awfully sorry, but I nearly fell off my seat laughing at one of today's digests.
I'm really, really sorry for all the people who got hurt by this trollery, but I never thought I'd actually *be* in a scenario where the villain tore off his or her moustache and cried "Now, before I torture you to death with my excruciating machine, let me explain the details of my fiendish plan!"
Sadly, it was so fiendish that, sharing my beloved Jarriere's dim wits, I still can't see how it could possibly have achieved its purported aim.