Sally told Neil:
Blake is being fabulously unreasonable and pig-headed, Vilakins is doing his kid-locked- out-of-a-candy-store bit, and Avon's wearing those boots ...
How can you compete?
Neil can rise to the challenge of fabulously pigheaded, surely! About the rest... hm... I have a sudden rather ridiculous vision of him donning red leather trousers to keep Sally's attention...
Harriet