On Sat, 10 Mar 2001 09:34:27 -0000 "Una McCormack" una@qresearch.org.uk writes:
Tavia wrote:
Fiona wrote:
BTW, how many Cambridge first-years does it take to screw in a
lightbulb? :)
Oh god, let's *not* have the Oxford vs Cambridge flamewar.
No, it wouldn't be kind to Fiona ;P
This does, however, remind me of all the jokes they used to tell at Vila's reform school about the space cadet academy Tarrant attended.
How can you tell a space cadet's been using the computer? All the white out on the screen.
How many members of a space cadet training team does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole team. The teacher holds the bulb. The team picks up the dome and twists it around.
[Side issue: How many Servalan's does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. She just holds the bulb while the universe revolves around her]
What's the difference between a space cadet and a rat? The rat has hair on its chest.
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