Emma asked, with regard to Disco Avon:
Oh no. Surely that's not ordered enough for him? I think strict formation ballroom.
The lyrics from one of the "Strictly Ballroom" numbers are very B7 slash ("If you don't make your mind up, we'll never get started...And please don't tell me, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.") So far I haven't figured out a rationale for getting an OC version of Paul Mercurio to teach Avon the rhumba, but I'm working on it.
And Katharine W. asked:
Are you sure he's not a closet Morris dancer?
I'm pretty sure he isn't--he'd have to cooperate with too many other people.
-(Y)
Tavia: If there's no such thing as written pornography, then some of us have indeed labored in vain....