Good day all,
If there is not a master list of Blake's Seven Lightbulb jokes, then how about we start one?
On Sat, 10 Mar 2001 21:37:30 -0700, Ellynne wrote:
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This does, however, remind me of all the jokes they used to tell at Vila's reform school about the space cadet academy Tarrant attended.
How can you tell a space cadet's been using the computer? All the white out on the screen.
How many members of a space cadet training team does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole team. The teacher holds the bulb. The team picks up the dome and twists it around.
[Side issue: How many Servalan's does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. She just holds the bulb while the universe revolves around her]
What's the difference between a space cadet and a rat? The rat has hair on its chest.
Ellynne
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So :-
How many Space Rats does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five, one to convince the other four to sweat it out.
How many Clone Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Sorry, you want the Genetic Engineers down the hall.
How many Pyschostrategists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it has to be the sexiest lightbulb, otherwise the staff can do it.
How many Moondisks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : They can't, but if they think about it for long enough, Cally will do it for them.
Any more B7 light bulb jokes out there?
Catch you later,
Walter Minne