--- Marian de Haan wrote: >
Stephen Date wrote:
- The Andromedan Space Fleet in Star One/
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No, no, that's a masterpiece of camouflage: the most sophisticated interstellar fleet disguised as kitchen utensils :-)
Of course, you realise why we never saw much of the battle.
ZEN: Three collanders, two ladles, one of those thingies that no-one's ever sure what to do with and a garlic press approaching Liberator on attack vector. CALLY: What do you mean, one of those thingies - that's an IKEA pasta spoon. JENNA: I don't think we can hold off an IKEA pasta spoon. Evasive action Zen, standard by three. VILA: I'd always wondered who buys those things. AVON: Well now you know.
The ship is rocked by enemy fire. Cue reused shot from a season 2 space battle. Cut to Space Command Headquarters.
SERVALAN: Jarriere, has the managing director of IKEA been arrested yet. JARRIERE: He died under interrogation, I'm afraid Ma'am. SERVALAN: What ? JARRIERE: It was Durkim, Ma'am apparently Lurena used to drag him round IKEA every Saturday. When the managing director started talking about wall tiles Durkim just snapped. It was horrible. SERVALAN: You're a Federation Officer, Jarriere, pull yourself together. JARRIERE: It was no' the violence Madam President. It was the wall tiles. That shade of pink, it's so last year. SERVALAN: It's an old wall Jarriere, it waits, I hope you die before you reach it. JARRIERE: (offended) Well there's no need to be melodramatic I'm sure !
No I'm not bored and I'm not trying to find excuses not to do something productive !
Stephen.
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