Continuing The Importance of Being Avon
Avon: The late Mr. Thomas Cardew, an old gentleman of a very charitable and kindly nature, found me, and gave me the name of Avon, because he happened to have a first-class ticket for Avon in his pocket at the time. Avon is a place in England. It is a riverside resort.
Lady Bracknell: Where did the the charitable gentleman who had a first-class ticket for this riverside resort find you?
Avon (gravely): With a handgun.
Lady Bracknell: A handgun?
Avon: Yes, Lady Bracknell. I was with a handgun - a somewhat large, black leather handgun, with handles to it - an ordinary handgun, in fact.
Lady Bracknell: In what locality did this Mr. Gareth, or Thomas, Cardew come across this ordinary handgun?
Avon: In the cloak-room at Victoria Station. It was given to him in mistake for his own.
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