Well, it's closer...
Bad argument 1 to output_to(). Expected object|function. Unknown program: output_to(0) -:1: Protocols.HTTP.Server.Request()->OutputBuffer(0 bytes, read=[..272] data=[273..272] free=[273..2048] allocated)->output_to(0) /usr/local/pike/8.1.14/lib/modules/Protocols.pmod/HTTP.pmod/Server.pmod/Request.pike:936: Protocols.HTTP.Server.Request("GET" "/")->send_write() /usr/local/pike/8.1.14/lib/modules/SSL.pmod/File.pike:1315: SSL.File(Stdio.File("socket", "85.228.101.175 61597", 777 /* fd=13 */), SSL.ServerConnection(ready))->internal_poll()